Marmite. Probably one of the most divisive foodstuffs in the UK with people either firmly in the ‘Love’ or ‘Hate’ camp and rarely in-between. However, whether you love it or hate it, the guys at Marmite have uncovered a terrifying malady which is affecting the whole country, called…THE MONDAYS! Symptoms of The Mondays are as follows and should be monitored closely:
- Monotony
- Overtired
- Negativity
- Dilly-Dallying
- AHHHHHHH-gitated
- Yawn-y
Here’s what the guys at Marmite had to say about Marmite Mondays:
Following years of not-very- scientific study, we found that millions of ordinary families across the nation are afflicted by a terrible made up condition.
They are victims of a Case of The Mondays – a debilitating condition that leaves those affected feeling bleurghh. A bit mehhh. Or even mweurghh on a Monday morning.
Thankfully, Marmite on toast for breakfast has been found to be our pseudo-scientific remedy. It’s anecdotally proven to help families smash through the start of the week.
If you’re suffering from this condition and want to report a case of The Mondays, call the Marmite Monday Helpline on 0800 832 1835.
Hate Mondays. Love Marmite.
Do you find yourself suffering from The Mondays? I know we do, especially if we’ve had a good weekend and don’t want it to end; that can make a bad case of The Mondays 100 times worse! Fortunately for us, Marmite is a favourite of ours. Our top five ways to eat Marmite are:
- Marmite on crumpets with melted cheese
- Marmite soldiers with a dippy egg
- Marmite toast on thick white bread with lashings of real butter
- Added to a Cottage Pie during cooking to give it a rich, savoury flavour
- Marmite rice cakes
Are you a family of Marmite lovers? If so, what’s your favourite way to eat Marmite? We’d love to hear from you if there’s a new and delicious way to eat Marmite that we don’t know about yet so please do leave us a comment below…not least of all to cheer us up on this slightly dreary Monday!
