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First Pictures of the Royal Baby

As you know, from THIS post, Princess Kate is a close personal friend of mine*. She allowed me to use the first full-frontal nude picture of her in my last post and now she’s granted me another exclusive. Obvs, the Royals are well minted and that, so they have access to advanced technology and using some super up-chuff imaging, they had a picture taken of the Royal baby…and have given me a copy to use on Mum’s the Word!

Needless to say, I’m thrilled, what with me being such a Royalist and everything!**

So, without further ado, here is the FIRST EVER picture of the Royal baby!
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Royally Tits Up?

So, the French press have papped our Kate with her boobies out, eh? A source said this:

“There is a feeling of anger and disbelief about these photographs,” 

Apparently the Royals are unfamiliar with the lengths that the French papparazi will to to get a picture…*insert smiley for IRONY that hasn’t even been invented yet*

Errr, REALLY? Anger…and disbelief?

“We feel there has been a red line crossed with regard to publishing these images.”

Usually, it’s just a line that gets crossed, but when it’s the Royals, it’s a red line. I might have known they’d get a more fancy line than everyone else…*insert bitter mutterings about our tax money paying for aforementioned fancy red line*

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