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Kärcher Window Vac – Review and Giveaway


Sometimes I get sent products to review that I’m genuinely excited about trying out and the Kärcher Window Vac is one of them. If you’ve not seen the adverts you’re not watching telly right, the vac is basically like the squeegee thing that you see a professional window cleaner using, except it actually sucks the water up as the blade moves over the glass.

I tested it on Friday morning, when Sausage was at school, and had amazing results. I didn’t charge it up, so it only lasted about the amount if time it needed to do a set of french doors and two medium windows, but on a full charge it’ll last much longer, 45 windows worth, in fact. The thing that struck me about it was the speed that I managed to clean the windows in. I used warm, soapy water and an old tea towel to actually wash the windows, then used the window vac all over them and it took me seconds to do each window. It was SO quick and I didn’t need any fancy window cleaning solution, I didn’t have to save up a years’ worth of free newspapers, I didn’t smell of vinegar afterwards and I barely even got my hands dirty. I made a video to show you how it works but it was, in all honesty, the worst demo video EVER, so here’s a rather more professional one!:

Be aware, I HATE cleaning, but using the Kärcher Window Vac was a genuine pleasure. I’m a sucker for a gadget but I expect a lot from things. I don’t put up with shoddy performance and often send things back if they don’t do exactly what it says on the tin, but this little diamond has got two very enthusiastic thumbs up (Clueless quote, for any children of the 90’s) from me. You can also use it to clean up spills, clean condensation from windows, cleaning car bodywork (imagine the time and effort you’ll save without having to use a chamois!), shower screens, marble worktops…the potential is endless!

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163 thoughts on “Kärcher Window Vac – Review and Giveaway

  1. Great little bit of kit
    Really takes seconds to do a window
    And does a really good job
    I found one cheaper than anywhere else

  2. A bloke commented to his wife that her arse looked like a rotating washing machine when she walked. Later that night feeling horny he asked her if she wanted sex, no she replied im not putting the machine on for a small load.!

  3. You’re no fun I really want to see your demo video now heehee. Ok I’m awful at jokes, so here’s one of DS’s….
    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it! 😀

  4. What have you got if you’ve got a green ball in one hand and a green ball in the other hand?
    Kermit the Frog’s full attention!

  5. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?!”

  6. There was a sausage and egg in a frying pay. The Sausage said to the egg “Gosh, it’s hot in here isn’t it?” And the egg replied “OH MY GOD a talking sausage” lmao x x x

  7. what do you call a donkey with three legs?
    a wonky donkey

    what do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
    a winky wonky donkey

  8. A man and wife are on their honeymoon when the husband takes of his pants and gives them to his wife, he tells her to put them on.

    She does and tells him there far to big.

    He replies telling her “good, remember who wears them in this house”
    In return the wife takes off her knickers and gives them to her husband telling him to put them on, “I can get into them there far too small he replies”

    The wife replies “now you know how its going to be until your attitude changes”

  9. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

  10. Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind as it hits a window pane?

    A: It’s bottom. 🙂

    That’s the best I can do!

  11. I asked the boss “Where do you want this 6 metre bubble wrap?”
    He replied “Just pop it in the corner”
    Four hours it took me!!

  12. A woman asks her programmer husband to go shopping.
    “Dear, please go to the corner store and buy a loaf bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen.”
    “OK, hun.”
    20 minutes later the husband returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.
    “Dear, why on earth did you buy so much bread?”
    “They had eggs.”

  13. Bit rude, but funny!

    A cop sat on his horse, waiting to cross the road when a little girl rode up beside him on her new pony.

    “Nice pony,” said the cop, “did your fairy godmother get it for you?”

    “Yes sir,” said the little girl.

    The cop wrote out an on-the-spot fine for £60 for crossing the road incorrectly. “Give this to your mum and dad and next time tell your fairy godmother you need lessons.”

    The little girl looked across at the cop and said, “You have a very nice horse sir, did your fairy godmother bring it for you?”

    Playing along with the girl, he smiled and answered, “Why, yes she did.”

    The little girl looked up at the cop and replied, “Well next time, tell her that the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!!”

  14. A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
    He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
    The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
    “Ouch,” he says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
    The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog.”

  15. Just tried out a new machine at the gym. It’s fantastic, you should give it a go. It does everything; Mars bars, Kit Kats, crisps, everything!

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  25. Paddy walks into a bakers and asks “how much are the cheese rolls?”,
    “two for a pound” the assistant says ..
    “how much for one?” say paddy,
    “75p” the assistant replies … paddy says ”
    I`ll have the other one”

  26. 2 olives on a table 1 roll of the table , the 1 on table shouts down u ok his mate shouts back… olive (ill live)

  27. Horse goes into a bar. Barman says, “We’ve got a whisky named after you!” Horse replies, “What, George?”

  28. “Accept that some days you are the statue and other days you are the pigeon”…not a joke as such but since my windows are covered in bird poo all the time its what instantly sprang to mind!

  29. why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the other side.

    sorry i dont do jokes, this is the only one i can remember!

  30. What did the man octopus say to the lady octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

  31. Piece of string goes into a pub and says, “Pint please landlord”. Landlord says, “We don’t serve pieces of string in here”. The piece of string goes outside and ties himself up, pulling little bits of himself here and there, he then goes back into the pub and says, “Pint please landlord”. Landlord says, “Aren’t you that piece of string that was in here a minute ago”? “No” says the piece of string, “I’m a frayed knot”…………………………….

  32. A farmer was carrying a bucket down to his pond when he heard giggling & splashing. When the pond came into view he saw naked girls frolicking about, but when they saw him they called out for him not to look, & to go away. They told him they would not come out of the water until he did. He replied, ‘No worries,carry on. I’ve only come down to feed the alligator!’

  33. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, 
    so I did….she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy

    Tarrrrrumpa!! 🙂

  34. A man entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

  35. Doctor: What’s your problem?
    Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
    Doctor: How long has this been going on?
    Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

  36. My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

    “Mom,” I said. “I’m surprised at you. Don’t you remember how we used make such a mess and drive you crazy with water pistols?”

    My mum smiled and said, “Yes, I remember.”

  37. An Englishman landed at Sydney Airport and was stopped by an immigration official. The official asked him if he had a criminal record. The Englishman replied that he had no idea that it was still compulsory for entry.

  38. A young couple was expecting a visit from the pastor of their church.

    They wanted everything to go smoothly, but their three year old son was just getting the hang of potty training.

    He was at the stage where he would announce at the top of his voice, “I gotta pee,” when he had to go to the bathroom.

    His father, worried that this might be embarrassing when the minister came to call, instructed the child, “Don’t shout that you’ve got to pee. Whisper!”

    That evening the pastor makes his visit. He’s there a very long time while the parents are in the kitchen preparing the meal. The three year old is leaning on one foot and the other.

    Finally, the minister asks him, “What’s the matter, son?”

    The child looks at him and says, “I’ve gotta whisper!”

    The pastor says, “It’s all right, child. Whisper in my ear.”

  39. Two women where walking home home after a girls night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing a graveyard, they decide to go to answer the call of nature.

    Of course they have no loo roll so the first one uses her knickers and then throws them away while the other woman spots a ribbon on a wreath and pulls it off and uses that.

    Next day, their husbands are talking and one says to the other, you know we need to watch our wives when they go out for their nights out, my wife came home last night without her knickers. “You think that’s bad” said the other husband, mine had a card stuck to her bum that said “from all the guys at the fire station – we’ll miss you”

  40. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks.

    They charged one and let the other one off!

  41. why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!

    Why did the pie stand on the corner of the street? Cos it was Meat n Potato!

  42. Why is the sand wet? Because the sea weed. Or what did the sea say to the sand, nothing, it just gave a little wave. Sorry, these are the best I could come up with.

  43. Oh dear, I’m really bad at jokes…Crab walks into a bar, Barman says ‘oi, you,get out’ so he leaves. Barman turn to another customer ‘he’s always coming in here, giving it all that’ *does snappy mouthy claw hand gesture* *realises this joke does not work written down* *leaves swiftly*

  44. The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.”

    The grandmother was curious.

    “What trick is that my dear?” she asked.

    The little boy replied, “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again.”

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